Pinkie Pie’s Relatives
We all know of the pony known as Pinkie Pie,
Without her all the parties will be hard to come by.
But even if she can sometimes get a little bit kai,
She could always be pacified with a giant bowl of rye.
(That’s a lie.)
But why just stop at her when she has such good connections,
Who have all got the experience to spread out her affections?
Sure her biological side may have left you with depressions,
But there are plenty of other ponies that’ll leave you quite an impression.
For one there is a lass up north whose name is Rosy Rho,
She’s certainly a little pale but she is quite a pro
At making you emit phonemes that sound like “ho ho ho!”
For she is the pony of Christmas and her middle name is Monroe.
And then there’s their Chinese ripoff who’s known as Fuchsia Phi,
No one knows his middle name but it’s rumored to be Lee.
He’s quite a great big burly colt, a part in five taller than me,
At 2.04 meters he could make anyone want to pee.
Then there is old Mauve Mu — actually, she’s quite young!
She has yet to earn her cutie mark; haven’t reached that particular rung;
But she is known to be in possession of quite a spectacular lung:
A three-hour opus from beginning to end without pausing for air she sung!
She lives with an Earthy pony and his name is Salmon Sigma,
Again a bit like Fuchsia Phi he’s quite a perplexing enigma,
One thing that is different is that he carries a stigma:
He likes to hea in the river and act a bit like a pig, ma!
Even Amaranth Alpha, at 70 years, is enamored by Pinkie’s joy,
She may be a little rickety but she is incredibly coy,
Constantly wisecracking horrible gags and possessing a million toys
It’s the fact that she is young at heart — indeed like a four-year-old boy.
That is the end of the series of these greatly obscure equines,
That live in a first-world country with a Princess but not a Queen,
Maybe on one distant day I may talk about more that I’ve seen,
But for now it is goodbye time and running off into the green.
Made this a long time ago. You may inquire.
