sol_agjtyonpú_eitmot k sol_prāgs_eitmot
(The_cognition_Eitmot and the_talent-property_Eitmot)
Many a time in travels across a distant land, One would often find those who speak in tongues Whose repretoire it seems would but contain a lonely phone, Yet those around him comprehends without a hitch. And one says, what!?
Given a character P and a group of characters Q (such that the group contains a non-negative integer amount of characters), if P speaks in a distorted way that the audience cannot understand, and everyone in Q understands P perfectly well, then P is said to have “The Hand of Eitmot”, and everyone in Q is said to have “The Cognition of Eitmot”.
Eitmot is a Revered Entity of Encryption and Secrecy. A Revered Entity is like a regular deity, except no one seriously worships a Revered Entity. In that respect, a Revered Entity is a cross between a personification and a deity.
Situation: α and β are watching Fosters’. Because why not.
α: Méž, cūbatbib ter Kōkōabura, gel ani·ani!
α: Eeh, I can’t understand Coco’s speech at all!
β: Zā, tōs popuya solprāgseitmot.
β: Yea, she has the Hand of Eitmot.