(Suggested pronunciation: -|coddle|-.)
Otherwise known as: let’s take troll quirks and attempt to describe them in a funny syntax! Here’s what I got.
Last eight under the cut.
# a DECAP; TRANS o 0; EMOT 0_0; # b DECAP; CAP _firstLetterInSentence; ELONGATE uh h; PUNCT TRANS *all ,; EMOT PREFIX }; # c DECAP; TRANS i ii; TRANS to 2; TRANS two 2; TRANS too 2; TRANS s 2; # d CAP;